Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Hodge Podge

I can't believe it!!  I actually have the entire house all to myself today, and wouldn't you know it there isn't a damn thing on TV.  So here I am, halfway watching To Kill a King.

Last week I gave my daughter a bath, and I always let her run around naked for a few minutes to air out her bottom.  I walked not even 5 feet to throw her towel in the basket and when I turned around I noticed her squatting to pick something up.  Once I got a little bit closer I noticed 4 balls of poop on the ground below her, and two in her hand!  I got to her just in time to stop her from sampling the new weird things that she found.  I can't get her to eat good wholesome food, but she was willing to try a bite of poop!!  Ah well, what can you do??

The job I applied for closes tomorrow.  I hope I get an interview!!  The only bad thing is I have terrible interview skills.  I have been known to make a complete idiot out of myself in interviews.  I think the worst one I did years ago was the guy asked me what I wanted out of the job, and I replied with, "I just want a job where I can kick back and relax and answer a couple of calls"...yea, I know!!  I was thinking 'what the hell are you saying!!!' as those words came out of my mouth.  Needless to say, I did not get a call from him.  If there is a window in there I can't help but stare out of it, I am bad with eye contact, I slouch, and I think my biggest problem is I try to be aware of all of these things and it makes me double nervous.  So wish me luck because I really need it.

I came to the realization the other day that I have been smoking for nearly 20 years...wow, I can hardly believe it.  Not something I am proud to admit.  I started smoking when I was 13 and I am now 33.  I have quit several times which would equal around 2 years.  So just to make myself feel better about it, I went and bought some tips called tar blockers.  I have got to quit!!!  I don't understand why I can't just get rid of those stinking things!  I don't want my daughter to ever remember seeing me with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth.

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