A Farewell to Pants

Well it is official, I am never going to get the body I used to have back. 

I went to the doctor last week and was excited to know that I was within 15 lbs of my pre-pregnancy weight again...okay, so it was 17 but who's counting!!  I couldn't wait to go get some of my pre-pregnancy jeans and try them on to see if I could get this butt back into them.  I don't know what I was thinking.

So after several moments of huffing and puffing, and sucking in and cutting off circulation, I finally forced the zipper up on them.  When I finally gathered the courage to let out my breath I was greeted in the mirror by a mom who's pants were obviously too tight and had a severe muffin top to boot.  I decided to do my regular routine of doing some squatting to stretch them out a bit.  When I went to do my first squat there was in instant breeze in the back where the damn whole butt ripped out of them!!  I guess I can honestly say that I will never be able to wear my pre-pregnancy jeans again.